Oh, why the hell not?

Since everyone else is doing it, let's open up a bit, shall we?
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Yes...you bastard.
Where were you last night? Home, working on stupid AP Bio.
What is today's date? 3/31 almost into April :D
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout? Yes, but I hate that "10 items or less" crap
Anyone crushing on you? idk, don't really care
What is your relationship status? Single and lovin' it!
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? Sure, just give me an AK-47 and I'll feed myself.
Who do you text the most? I don't text; if I want to talk to someone I'll just call them.
What is your favorite color? Red
How tall are you? 5'4"
Do you love your parents? If I don't there's something seriously wrong with me.
Where is the furthest place you've traveled? Florida, going there again soon.
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep? Eat, especially if sushi or pizza is involved.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Bit of both
How long does it take you to shower? About 7 minutes, I'm always rushing in the morning.
What did you do on New Years Eve? Had a glass of wine and watched the ball drop.
Was your mom there? Yeah, and my dad.
Can you speak any other language than English? Spanish, even though I'll never use it.
What is the last letter of your middle name? S
How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 7-8
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Yeah
Are you scared of flying? No, but I usually drive everywhere.
Do you like funny people or serious people? Funny
What are you listening to? Bring Me The Horizon-Pray For Plagues
What do you have planned for tonight? working on fuckin' AP Bio
Do you have a favorite item of clothing? Hollister or anything with my favorite band on it
Last movie you saw in theaters? Taken
Last thing you ate? Stuffed bread for lunch
What was last thing you drank? water
Are you happy right now? Yeah, except I have a headache.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be? more money than Bill Gates
Who makes you happiest right now? my friends
What were you doing at midnight last night? Trying to go to sleep.
Are you left handed? No
What is for dinner tonight? don't know, smells good though
What is the last thing you thought about? I need a fuckin' vacation NOW.

I'm Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

I'm starting to notice that my postings have become less and less frequent. This is probably because: A) I'm possibly running out of things to talk about, B) My life is pretty monotonous and I don't want to be one of those people that talk about their daily lives and C) It seems like no one's checking my blog anymore even though I check theirs once in a while. But like that soldier that keeps getting shot, I keep going. So here we go, new posting.

So since the last time I've updated, it's been almost a month and really nothing has happened. I've chilled with my homies, talked to some people I haven't seen in a while, failed a couple of AP Bio tests (though seriously who cares anymore?), and loathed how my life is so predictable. The only thing I'm really looking forward to now is going to Florida for Easter. It's been a while since I've seen my grandparents and I need some warm weather. Fun and sun, here I come!!!

And now, to Youtube to watch some funny-ass shit...

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch

All right, time for my weekend wrap-up. First off,I've been absolutely loving this weather. It's finally starting to look like spring, which is good because I'm so sick of the cold that I just want to kick Old Man Winter in the nuts. So, on Friday night my amigo Bobby and I went to go see Watchmen, which is seriously the best superhero movie ever. Then we stood outside the theater for about 20 minutes waiting for his mom to show up, having a very interesting conversation about people we know and yelling at people who were driving SUVs; hilarity ensued. Then on Saturday I went over to Bobby's house with another friend and we played Ninja Gaiden II, which is awesome because it combines two of my favorite things: ninjas and impossibly huge breasts. Great success!! :D Then today I'm going to audition for a jazz band. I feel really confident, so wish me luck.

Try to top that, bitches...

We Care So You Don't Have To

So tomorrow is Monday and the AP Bio test cometh. Just kill me now and let me save some dignity. :P But hey, let's look at the bright side: I don't have to do CAPTs this year because I r so smart. Lookin' forward to sleeping in and not having to hurry in the morning. Not like Sean, who has to take his math CAPT again. HA HA! No, wait, I actually mean "You have my sympathies." Yeah, let's go with that.

In other news, I don't know if anyone has watched MTV recently, but they're starting to get better again (barely.) Normally I would say MTV is a spawning ground for fake drama and stuck-up bitches, but I've been watching a couple of new shows that have me thinking otherwise. First up is Collegehumor TV. I love these guys' videos on the Internet, and when I heard they were getting a show, I thought they weren't going to stick to the original formula. But they have, and it's as funny as ever. Then there's Fantasy Factory starring Rob Dyrdek from Rob & Big (another great show.) I'm so jealous of this guy because he bought this huge empty warehouse and filled it with all this cool stuff. Plus he's got the cutest bulldog puppy I've ever seen. Period. So check out those shows, and I promise you won't be disappointed.

Finally, check out this video, it's hi-larious entertainment.

It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up

I'm not in one of my better moods right now. One reason is that I want to not do AP Bio work on my vacation time and yet that's about all I've been doing all week. It's overcast/rainy right now, which makes me feel like shit. And also, I have no car right now. Fuckin' thing died on me while I was on my way to McD's Friday morning. So I had to get it towed to the Ford dealership, where they tell me my timing belt slipped about 5 notches, meaning not all the engine parts are in sync with each other. No sync, no run. So it looks like I'll have to find other means to school, and I'll be damned if I have to take the bus again. I'm thinking of selling it during the summer, get a '69 Camaro in my garage. That would be bitchin'.

On the bright side...there really isn't one right now. But in the future it seems like I'll have a great senior year schedule, with one open the first half of the year and two the second half. Maybe I'll be able to leave early. That would be nice. I'm also taking more easy classes, like Cooking, Money & Finance (good for future needs), and Auto Tech.

Now I'm gonna go take a power nap. Strange, I feel tired even though I'm getting about 12 hours of sleep now.

Who's Ready To Do Nothing? I Am!

Hells yeah, another vacation hath cometh. Sleeping late, doing nothing, trying but failing to do some AP Bio...oh yeah. It's all good. So V-day came and went just like another day, with me just enjoying the bachelor life (as always.) Then today I went go-karting in Wallingford because a) I was bored and b) it's such an adrenaline rush and I'm starting to become really good at it. Might start to become a weekend thing for me...

Anyway, not really too much happenin' right now. Gonna pick up my new glasses tomorrow, and then ya'll be like OMG GTFO!1!!!eleven!!one! lol. :P But yeah, I'm just going enjoy life as much as I can between my parents bitchin' at each other. But I'll ignore it, as always...

l8trs

Explosion of Randomness

God, it's just been an incredible weekend we've been having, am I right people? But I haven't been able to enjoy it because of all the time-consuming, won't-help-me-at-all packets that I have to do. I swear, I am going to take it SO easy my senior year, and I don't give a shit what my guidance counselor tells me otherwise.

Anyway, I've been thinking that my blog is not as random as it should be; sorta letting down myself here, giving random is right in the title. So here's a few of the more interesting thoughts swirling around my brilliant but lazy mind:

1. Where did fish acquire a taste for worms? Because they don't exactly live side by side, and one can't swim while the other can't go on land. And yet, fish can't get enough of them when they're attached to a innocent-looking hook. I suppose one day a worm landed in the water, a fish ate it, thought, "holy shit, that tasted amazing!" and went to tell all his friends about it, and the info spread like wildfire. Just my theory, I know, but let's see you explain it better.

2. Why is it that a trip to Disneyworld when you're young is like a rite of passage? Don't get me wrong, I love Walt Disney and the wonderful land of happiness he's created (they've got his body cryogenically frozen underneath the castle, and that's the truth.) But why is it that if you never go and never spend a crapload of money on plastic novelties that will end up in the back of the closet, you're told you're going to end up an outcast or your parents actually don't love you? It's just that millions of people all over the world never get to see a man in a Mickey Mouse suit running around with his colorful assortment of friends and they turn out perfectly fine. Besides, there are so many better places that you could go relax and have fun in the world.

3. Why are senior citizens still allowed to drive? This just blows my mind. They drive these huge cars that they couldn't drive properly to save their lives. They drive EXACTLY the speed limit (not a mph faster or slower,) causing both traffic jams and aggravation. And they have this annoying tendency to leave their turn signals on after making the turn 5 miles ago, to the point where you wish you were driving James Bond's car and guns would pop out and shoot out their lights. My belief is that as soon as you reach 85, your license is automatically taken away, no questions asked. And to those of you that object I say "Piss off! Go watch your daytime t.v. and reminisce about the good ol' days."

And I've encountered a writer's block, so I will end it here.