It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up

I'm not in one of my better moods right now. One reason is that I want to not do AP Bio work on my vacation time and yet that's about all I've been doing all week. It's overcast/rainy right now, which makes me feel like shit. And also, I have no car right now. Fuckin' thing died on me while I was on my way to McD's Friday morning. So I had to get it towed to the Ford dealership, where they tell me my timing belt slipped about 5 notches, meaning not all the engine parts are in sync with each other. No sync, no run. So it looks like I'll have to find other means to school, and I'll be damned if I have to take the bus again. I'm thinking of selling it during the summer, get a '69 Camaro in my garage. That would be bitchin'.

On the bright side...there really isn't one right now. But in the future it seems like I'll have a great senior year schedule, with one open the first half of the year and two the second half. Maybe I'll be able to leave early. That would be nice. I'm also taking more easy classes, like Cooking, Money & Finance (good for future needs), and Auto Tech.

Now I'm gonna go take a power nap. Strange, I feel tired even though I'm getting about 12 hours of sleep now.

Who's Ready To Do Nothing? I Am!

Hells yeah, another vacation hath cometh. Sleeping late, doing nothing, trying but failing to do some AP Bio...oh yeah. It's all good. So V-day came and went just like another day, with me just enjoying the bachelor life (as always.) Then today I went go-karting in Wallingford because a) I was bored and b) it's such an adrenaline rush and I'm starting to become really good at it. Might start to become a weekend thing for me...

Anyway, not really too much happenin' right now. Gonna pick up my new glasses tomorrow, and then ya'll be like OMG GTFO!1!!!eleven!!one! lol. :P But yeah, I'm just going enjoy life as much as I can between my parents bitchin' at each other. But I'll ignore it, as always...

l8trs

Explosion of Randomness

God, it's just been an incredible weekend we've been having, am I right people? But I haven't been able to enjoy it because of all the time-consuming, won't-help-me-at-all packets that I have to do. I swear, I am going to take it SO easy my senior year, and I don't give a shit what my guidance counselor tells me otherwise.

Anyway, I've been thinking that my blog is not as random as it should be; sorta letting down myself here, giving random is right in the title. So here's a few of the more interesting thoughts swirling around my brilliant but lazy mind:

1. Where did fish acquire a taste for worms? Because they don't exactly live side by side, and one can't swim while the other can't go on land. And yet, fish can't get enough of them when they're attached to a innocent-looking hook. I suppose one day a worm landed in the water, a fish ate it, thought, "holy shit, that tasted amazing!" and went to tell all his friends about it, and the info spread like wildfire. Just my theory, I know, but let's see you explain it better.

2. Why is it that a trip to Disneyworld when you're young is like a rite of passage? Don't get me wrong, I love Walt Disney and the wonderful land of happiness he's created (they've got his body cryogenically frozen underneath the castle, and that's the truth.) But why is it that if you never go and never spend a crapload of money on plastic novelties that will end up in the back of the closet, you're told you're going to end up an outcast or your parents actually don't love you? It's just that millions of people all over the world never get to see a man in a Mickey Mouse suit running around with his colorful assortment of friends and they turn out perfectly fine. Besides, there are so many better places that you could go relax and have fun in the world.

3. Why are senior citizens still allowed to drive? This just blows my mind. They drive these huge cars that they couldn't drive properly to save their lives. They drive EXACTLY the speed limit (not a mph faster or slower,) causing both traffic jams and aggravation. And they have this annoying tendency to leave their turn signals on after making the turn 5 miles ago, to the point where you wish you were driving James Bond's car and guns would pop out and shoot out their lights. My belief is that as soon as you reach 85, your license is automatically taken away, no questions asked. And to those of you that object I say "Piss off! Go watch your daytime t.v. and reminisce about the good ol' days."

And I've encountered a writer's block, so I will end it here.

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it

So I got home today, turned on the tv and guess what was on...Sweeney Todd! :D I fuckin' love this movie, one of the best I've seen in a while. So that was all good. And then I had an appointment to get new glasses because I've been wanting to change my look for awhile now. I picked out these Prada frames, and they're $300(!) worth of sweetness. They should be ready in a week or so, then you'll all be amazed. Colin will probably say something to the extent of "You're such a tool" but I don't care because I'm better than him in a lot of ways, so ha!

Speaking of which, has anyone else noticed how pissed off Colin has become lately, especially towards me? I mean, I'm angry that my life isn't perfect either, but I usually keep my anger inside me like a normal person. I dunno, maybe he's finally realizing how much his life sucks. And to that I say, "It's about damn time!"

Well, back to the grind of never ending work. T.G.I.F tomorrow, eh?

Oh, and Sean, I'm afraid you're wrong, mate. This shit is WAY funnier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUb84k4KBMM

I Can Be Hurtful, I Can Be Purple, I Can Be Anything You Like

So the snow is falling at a good pace outside as I type. Hopefully, it will last long enough to get us a delay tomorrow. Fingers crossed! I need all the time I can get to finish the crapload of AP Bio work that is due next week. Why must so much work be placed on our shoulders? I feel like the poor bastards that had to help build Stonehenge by dragging gi-normous stones thousands of miles. Not only that, but my parents are kinda-sorta pissed that I did terrible on a couple of my midterms, but I seriously don't give a shit anymore about what they think. In my opinion midterms are about as enjoyable as being hit by a truck. A large truck. Repeatedly. While someone pours acid on you. Seriously, I need more than a week and a half to go over four months of work. No one can remember all of that info, their brains will explode. Except for Alexa Sanna, apparently, but I'm convinced she's an android.

Anyway, I've finally put more songs on my playlist, including some comedy to show my lighter side (odd considering I'm always so angry and sarcastic.) And on that bombshell, this is me, signing off.