Oh, why the hell not?

Since everyone else is doing it, let's open up a bit, shall we?
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Yes...you bastard.
Where were you last night? Home, working on stupid AP Bio.
What is today's date? 3/31 almost into April :D
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout? Yes, but I hate that "10 items or less" crap
Anyone crushing on you? idk, don't really care
What is your relationship status? Single and lovin' it!
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? Sure, just give me an AK-47 and I'll feed myself.
Who do you text the most? I don't text; if I want to talk to someone I'll just call them.
What is your favorite color? Red
How tall are you? 5'4"
Do you love your parents? If I don't there's something seriously wrong with me.
Where is the furthest place you've traveled? Florida, going there again soon.
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep? Eat, especially if sushi or pizza is involved.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Bit of both
How long does it take you to shower? About 7 minutes, I'm always rushing in the morning.
What did you do on New Years Eve? Had a glass of wine and watched the ball drop.
Was your mom there? Yeah, and my dad.
Can you speak any other language than English? Spanish, even though I'll never use it.
What is the last letter of your middle name? S
How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 7-8
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Yeah
Are you scared of flying? No, but I usually drive everywhere.
Do you like funny people or serious people? Funny
What are you listening to? Bring Me The Horizon-Pray For Plagues
What do you have planned for tonight? working on fuckin' AP Bio
Do you have a favorite item of clothing? Hollister or anything with my favorite band on it
Last movie you saw in theaters? Taken
Last thing you ate? Stuffed bread for lunch
What was last thing you drank? water
Are you happy right now? Yeah, except I have a headache.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be? more money than Bill Gates
Who makes you happiest right now? my friends
What were you doing at midnight last night? Trying to go to sleep.
Are you left handed? No
What is for dinner tonight? don't know, smells good though
What is the last thing you thought about? I need a fuckin' vacation NOW.

I'm Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

I'm starting to notice that my postings have become less and less frequent. This is probably because: A) I'm possibly running out of things to talk about, B) My life is pretty monotonous and I don't want to be one of those people that talk about their daily lives and C) It seems like no one's checking my blog anymore even though I check theirs once in a while. But like that soldier that keeps getting shot, I keep going. So here we go, new posting.

So since the last time I've updated, it's been almost a month and really nothing has happened. I've chilled with my homies, talked to some people I haven't seen in a while, failed a couple of AP Bio tests (though seriously who cares anymore?), and loathed how my life is so predictable. The only thing I'm really looking forward to now is going to Florida for Easter. It's been a while since I've seen my grandparents and I need some warm weather. Fun and sun, here I come!!!

And now, to Youtube to watch some funny-ass shit...

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch

All right, time for my weekend wrap-up. First off,I've been absolutely loving this weather. It's finally starting to look like spring, which is good because I'm so sick of the cold that I just want to kick Old Man Winter in the nuts. So, on Friday night my amigo Bobby and I went to go see Watchmen, which is seriously the best superhero movie ever. Then we stood outside the theater for about 20 minutes waiting for his mom to show up, having a very interesting conversation about people we know and yelling at people who were driving SUVs; hilarity ensued. Then on Saturday I went over to Bobby's house with another friend and we played Ninja Gaiden II, which is awesome because it combines two of my favorite things: ninjas and impossibly huge breasts. Great success!! :D Then today I'm going to audition for a jazz band. I feel really confident, so wish me luck.

Try to top that, bitches...

We Care So You Don't Have To

So tomorrow is Monday and the AP Bio test cometh. Just kill me now and let me save some dignity. :P But hey, let's look at the bright side: I don't have to do CAPTs this year because I r so smart. Lookin' forward to sleeping in and not having to hurry in the morning. Not like Sean, who has to take his math CAPT again. HA HA! No, wait, I actually mean "You have my sympathies." Yeah, let's go with that.

In other news, I don't know if anyone has watched MTV recently, but they're starting to get better again (barely.) Normally I would say MTV is a spawning ground for fake drama and stuck-up bitches, but I've been watching a couple of new shows that have me thinking otherwise. First up is Collegehumor TV. I love these guys' videos on the Internet, and when I heard they were getting a show, I thought they weren't going to stick to the original formula. But they have, and it's as funny as ever. Then there's Fantasy Factory starring Rob Dyrdek from Rob & Big (another great show.) I'm so jealous of this guy because he bought this huge empty warehouse and filled it with all this cool stuff. Plus he's got the cutest bulldog puppy I've ever seen. Period. So check out those shows, and I promise you won't be disappointed.

Finally, check out this video, it's hi-larious entertainment.